Quotes

“If everyone did what I wanted, what would I have to complain about?”
– John

“I am going to go back to my office and pretend I’m thinking.”
– Les

“Asking me why the computer you pulled from the trash doesn’t have a hard drive is like asking Rich Messer why the peel you pulled from the garbage doens’t have a banana.”
– John

“If you tape two bananas together, you still have two bananas.”
– Jack

“No Shout stick will get that stain out.”
While discussing uninstalling IE 10
– John

“It’s terrifying when you’re too dumb to know who’s stupid.”
– Joe Rogan

“It’s like comparing apples and zebras.”
– Joel

“Telling me you are a virgin is like telling me you saw big foot. One, I don’t care. And two, I don’t believe you.”
– CC Comedian

“Sometimes expensive things are worth it.”
– Jack

“Jack, what kind of cookie is that?”
“I don’t know, but it tastes like ‘hippie’.”

“People’s frustration with technology stems from the misconception that technology will somehow make your life easier.”
– Bill

“Sorry to interrupt, but I have something far less important to do somewhere else.”
– John

“I’m not here to make you happy. I’m here to make it work.”
– Bill

“We’re like a rock in the river, watching everything go by.”
– Les

“I’m in Procurement, not Approvement.”
– John

“Given a 50/50 chance, I’m wrong 90% of the time.”
– John

“Why are the IT offices in a trailer?”
“That’s ‘Mobile Computing’.”
– Group

“You say ‘Discretionary Fund’ like there’s some discretion.”
– John

“If you go to take a piss and your zipper doesn’t work, do you give up?”
– Bill

“I would rather avoid than stop.”
– Les

“What do you get a girl for her birthday? SuSHE!”
– Jack

“Are your elbows lonely?”
– Jack

“If I was albino, does that mean I could stay up later?”
– Jack

“I am the Donald Duck of Mickey Mousing things.”
– John

“It is my job as an administrator to keep my phone from ringing.”
– Paul V.

“And while some may view power outages on campus as community-building, I and others managing the situations do not remember it exactly that way.”
– Charlie

“It must be nice to teach a course that requires computers and not know a thing about them.”
– Anonymous

“If I needed to know it, I would know it already. If I don’t know, then it’s not worth knowing.”
– John

“These are all great quotes.”
– Les