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Feb 28 2013

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Rules for raising your child based on the morning news

Some gems of wisdom to pass on to the future generation based on stories covered during the first 20 minutes of the morning news:

“If you wake up in the middle of the night and hear someone in the bathroom, make sure it’s not your partner before opening fire.”

“Don’t stick your head out of a moving train.”

“Don’t beat people with a coffee mug.”

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